Coffee & Crumbs

He had to pass a test at the hospital before they’d let him in our…

I’m getting a divorce. (My marriage is fine.) I’m divorcing my ovaries. After years of…

My mother made the best Halloween costumes. One year I went as a bunch of…

We’re taking three feral teenagers to a fancy southern party where they’re expected to make…

I hurl my Dream in and watch it catch fire. “Burn, baby, burn,” I mutter…

I stare laser beams into my phone. I don’t know if it will be a…

The music cranked up and my feet started stepping back and forth, my long arms…

“FFFUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHH—” I scream like a ‘90s grunge rocker, covered in sweat, hair stringing around my…

There’s a hamster living in our house. At least I think there is. I remember…

I don’t want to open the email. Nooo you can’t make me. The subject line…